2006-12-29 04:56:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Good mews.
2006-12-29 04:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Cat House lol
2006-12-29 05:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by Missledtngirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dog gone town.
2006-12-29 04:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by Lowa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dog free zone
2006-12-29 04:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doggone
2006-12-29 04:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lord L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They called it 'boring' as they would have nothing left to entertain them and exercise them at the same time.
2006-12-29 09:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the dogs chickened out.
2006-12-29 05:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cat Jokes
Which pet is a librarian's best friend?
The cat-alogue!
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What word best describes my cat?
Purr-fect!
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Why do most people like cats?
They have pleasing purr-sonalities!
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Why do cats lick milk out of bowls?
They do not know how to use straws.
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Why do cats prefer milk?
It's purr-fectly delicious!
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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Cat get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
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Q) What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
A) A dog will drop everything and come when you call. A cat will check its schedule, and fit you in.
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What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
Good mews!
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What is the feline's favorite baseball position?
Cat-cher!
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What does a cat say when someone pulls its tail?
"Me-ow!"
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What did the angry cat say?
"I'm fur-ious!"
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What did the cat say when it upset the milk dish?
Nobody's purr-fect!
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What do they say about a cat who bites?
Cat-nip!
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Why do cats sing in back alleys?
Well, that's shoe-business!
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Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?
Because of kitty litter!
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How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
Cat got his tong(s)!
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What is the cats all-time favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
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What is another name for a cat's home?
A scratch pad!
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What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy Claws!
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How do you spell cat backwards?
C-a-t B-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s!
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How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
Cat got hit tong(s)!
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What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?
Eti-cat, of course!
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What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
Good mews!
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Why don't cats complain when other cats make noise all night?
Because it's meow-sic to their ears!
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When is the best time for our cat friends to leave a place?
Anytime it's gone to the dogs!
2006-12-29 05:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by Emie86 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Purrfect.!
2006-12-29 04:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by shorty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a doggone town?
2006-12-29 08:46:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋