please give me good ones. this gut TOTALLY deserves it!!!!!
2006-12-29 04:41:03 · 9 answers · asked by truelovewaits. 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
call his parents and tell them you are pregnant with his baby.
2006-12-29 04:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy some shrimp. Get back to his house one more time. Drop them into the heating registers at his house. He won't know where the smell is coming from, and it will take forever to get the smell out once he finally does discover the source of the problem. You will win Bltch of the Year if you pull this off.
Also, swing by my place. We'll call him on your cell phone, place it on my nightstand, and I'll turn you out properly. You can say things like: "Damn, this is incredible, my ex couldn't get the job done like this if his life depended on it." Oh, and don't even think about bringing those shrimp to my house.
2006-12-29 04:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by RexRazor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you should never want to do anything to a person physically but if u have to do something pour bleach in his gas tank!!!!!!
im telling u he will not use that car or his mothers car or any1 car again...hahahahha
but if you really want to get back at him, go to his house to make peace.. and get milk of magnesia and pour it in some koolaid or cook something for him with a little of it just to give him the runs
2006-12-29 04:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by gotchafool05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wreck some thing thats means heaps to him.
make sumthing up to ppl
spread rumors bout him
smash his house
get him bashed
...what eva makes you feel good.
...organise for him to have a fun guys nite at his house and then send a male stripper over and pay the stripper to act like they know each other and your ex and him have previous experience
2006-12-29 04:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥..::Amy::..♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Post in the casual encounters area on Craigslist.org with his contact information and his phone will be ringing off the hook, driving him nuts, and he'll have no idea why!
2006-12-29 04:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by neffler11 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry all of mine require you to arrange BAIL beforehand ( cool the one above only has civil penalties - for the defamation lawsuit )
2006-12-29 04:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell ppl he has a small penis and too go with his best friend
2006-12-29 04:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by Lexi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call him and tell him that he should probably go to the clinic to get himself checked out.
2006-12-29 04:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by 420 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you are pregnant.
Tell him you have aids.
Tell him you used to be a man.
2006-12-29 04:44:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋