May the best joke win!
2006-12-29 04:22:03 · 29 answers · asked by 5solas 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What lightbulb? There is no lightbulb and you are an idiot for thinking there is! LOL
2006-12-29 04:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how many are willing to look into the possibilities that they don't know everything, or know enough to make judgment on others.
If it must be done! More than one. One to tell where to place the light bulb, and several to argue where not to place the bulb. In the end, it will take many. but, the bulb will remain vacant. None. They are to much preoccupied with proving others way wrong, than finding a way to change the light bulb.
The answer is NONE. many of them are to arrogant, and will refuse to believe someone other than them is right.
They wouldn't pray about it, but they will argue who is doing it right and the job will end undone.
2006-12-29 12:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
None.
While atheists spent their lifetimes in a dark room arguing over the nature of light; why it doesn't need a creator to exist; how the light bulb evolved and wasn't spoken into existance; and why they disagree with those who think otherwise about light bulbs .......
..... a Christian simply picked one up, put it into place and saw the light.
2006-12-29 12:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two one to change it and a scientist to neither prove nor disprove that the light really needs changing!
2006-12-29 12:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None
They don't believe in the light of the world.
2006-12-29 12:34:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They can't, they're to busy proving there is no God because theres no mention of a light bulb in the bible.
2006-12-29 12:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It takes three atheists to change a light bulb. First, they have to analyze the situation, then they have to have "proof" that the light bulb really exists, then they have to consult the books of Charles Darwin to know whether the light bulb is really a light bulb, or if it really is the ancestor of a monkey.
2006-12-29 12:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by Christine5 3 · 7⤊ 4⤋
None. 'cause they're questioning if it's really a light bulb anyway....
2006-12-29 12:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by <><><> 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Which light bulb?
2006-12-29 12:27:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Zero, they don't believe in "light" bulbs.
2006-12-29 12:27:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
um....One- with atheist it's just the most reasonable answer-- "I'm Not hating either" just telling the truth-but you shouldn't make a joke of certain people-
2006-12-29 12:30:26 · answer #11 · answered by Art 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋