I am planning a Satanic Bapitizism on New Year's Eve-isn't that a great idea?
HAIL SATAN!
2006-12-29 03:36:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This question alone proves that you are not a satanist. You know nothing of what they believe. You're simply out to provoke a response from christians and upset them.
Pathetic really.
2006-12-29 03:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi there! Lets see - I'm a Christian so give me a minute to just think here - hmmm... what to wear? Of course, we all want to be a fashion statement, not a fashion question - something not too loud, I suppose would be a good idea - not too casual, though.
If i were you, I would really live it up, too - ya know, a huge party - in fact, every single day of your life you should make a big celebration - lots of wine and satan friends and decorations - you could quit work and just party - Don't worry about your bills or your grass being cut - just party, party, party.
If you think you're gonna get any begging from me for you to turn to Christ, forget it, buddy. We are going into the eternity, and this flesh life is the final forum for a decision of who gets there and who does not. We that go into the eternity do not want a repeat of this life's nonsense - no way. You will be blotted out of existance so the rest of us can be in peace with our loved ones.
Bye - Bye. I look forward, though to seeing your loving child in the arms of Christ.
2006-12-29 11:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably find the closet church of satan in your area and contact them.
Be advised that there are quite a few denominations for satan's church. So which one you pick I guess is up to you.
If you follow Anton LeVay's church then you're wasting your time. Just do whatever and that's the law. Then you could set your own rules for baptism.
However, realize that baptism is a Christian practice and if you're into satan why would you want to follow a christian practice?
2006-12-29 11:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not going for the usual Halloween?
Hmm, you parents always trying to be original now-a-days. Did you give the poor kid an eccentric name to? Seems, parents' can't help being influenced by them celebrities.
God bless you, and your (what I'm assuming to be fictional) child.
Love you.
May your life be enriched by faith towards Jesus one day.
2006-12-29 11:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by Belix 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
maybe you should wear a white dress then when your baby is being baptized satan can jump out of the ground and slaughter all of you then you can marry him a have babies together!!
isnt that a great idea???
2006-12-29 11:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Andi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whatever floats your boat man. But it seems like you're just trying to get attention here.
2006-12-29 11:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Click below
2006-12-29 11:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Harry_Cox 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The only thing u need is a BIG CROSS AND SOME GARLIC to rid the devil from your brain.
2006-12-29 11:39:31 · answer #8 · answered by sunflare63 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They will bring you nothing. There is nothing to celebrate in your case.
2006-12-29 11:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Sodas♥ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea. I haven't really been to one of those...
2006-12-29 11:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by Aquamarine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋