They had just been married. They were simple folk of the land and rode off from the wedding with all their worldly possessions on a small wooden cart, pulled by a donkey.
After a while, the donkey stumbled and fell to it's knees. The groom got off the cart, went to the donkey and pulled him to his feet by the ears, "That's once" he said.
A little while later the donkey fell again. He was pulled up by his ears a second time and told, "That's twice."
The third time the donkey's knees gave out, the groom got off the cart, unpacked his shotgun from in back, and blew the donkey's brains out.
New wife:
"What have you done? That was our donkey! He gave us our only means of transportation! He would have helped us work the land! What on earth were you thinking when you did that?!!!!!"
The groom became a little pensive, clasped his hands together and hung his head. Then he looked up into his new brides's eyes and said, "That's once."
2006-12-29 03:32:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it, you are a funny one
2006-12-29 03:40:32 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooh scary
hehehehehehehehehe
2006-12-29 20:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No accounting for the thinking of country folk.
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-30 01:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats better than the last one, L M A O,
2006-12-29 11:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl 10/10
2006-12-30 01:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done always laughing another great joke 10/10
2006-12-29 11:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol really funny loved it and a little scaryyyyyyyyyyyy
2006-12-29 11:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by Save the trees! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-29 11:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slightly wrong, but still funny
2006-12-29 14:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by JoM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny..
2006-12-29 12:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by LaceFace09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋