My girlfriend, Bearnaise, a saucy wench, is spending the hollandaise with me. Should I pop the question?

Question

She is the cream of the crop. When it comes to everything I want, she has it covered. She is easy to get along with. She goes with everything.

I did look up the spelling. It is spelled be'arnaise. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr. Smarty Pants. Put down that bottle and stop hitting the sauce.

Answer 1

No no no no!! Do NOT pop the question! If you do, you'll be in gravy danger! Oh sure you think she's the cream of the crop... but why settle for a prune when you can have a peach! And sure she has it covered. I hear she's spread herself everywhere! Come on man. I sau'ten men wisk her away to who knows where! Why don't you simmer down and let the heat of the moment pass. I would hate to see you settle for Bernaise only to have her leave you high and dry and hitting the sauce down the road. I'm soy sorry! She may be sweet to your face, but your feelings would definitely sour in time.

Answer 2

Well, if the quesiton is "does she like being called a saucy wench, then yes". If she does, ask her to marry you, cause you won't find too many of those and it sounds like you found the right onw.

If she turns you down, don't be devistated. It will kill the relationship. She might like you asking even if she says no. Just ask again (in a yr or so).

Got a great idea, ask her with a ring, right after the midnight kiss on New Yrs Eve.

Answer 3

If you have to ask the Question to the rest of the world, and you doubt weather or not you "Should Ask the Question" .. Then No, Dont ask her, untill the day, that you decide that you cannot live without her.

To many damn Marriages end in Divorce now a days, Better to be sure, than to be another Statistic.

Answer 4

You left something vital out....You didn't say you loved her. Heck, I have friends who are easy to get along with, and go along with everything.

Marriage is something to spend a lot of time thinking about. You're going to spend the rest of your life (hopefully, given today's percentages on divorce) together. Are you going to go into marriage with what seems to me to be lukewarm feelings?

You didn't speak of her with any passion, any true emotion. I'd say not to ask her unless you were entirely sure of your feelings.

And btw, if you are asking us, I don't think you're ready to ask her...

Best of luck!

Answer 5

If you still get nervous when you havent seen her in a long time. When you miss her as soon as you leave the house for the day, yes; Marry her.
Just dont use the cheesy lines you tried in this question

Answer 6

If a woman makes you happy... make sure that you make her happy. My EX- brother-n-law thought that my sister was for him. He told us everyday that he wouldn't change ne thing. that she was PERFECT! and well she found sum1 else... He is still trying to get over it.!. I would say if you love her... well than go for it... but Make sure THAT u want to be with her for the better and the WORSE! But... if u feel the butterflies!!! GOOD LUCK!! Make sure u re-post to let us know what she says! ;)

Answer 7

I read your question to my friend Alfredo as he was on the roof preparing to tartar it. (he has a bit of a stuttering problem). He said he was busy now but would ketchup to me later. Mayo he will answer you then.

Answer 8

Good for you, and yes man, it is a perfect time to pop the question! Good luck with it, hope she says yes!

Answer 9

I prefer cheese sauce with poblano peppers. I like to rub it all over me and have my friends lick it off.

Answer 10

You've been watching Mel Brooks movies again?