Three builders were just sitting down on top of a skyscraper to eat their lunch
The first builder slammed his lunchbox in disgust
"My wife has made me a cheese sandwich!"
The second builder does the same and complains that his sandwich is cheese as well
The third one does the same they all made a deal if they get the same sandwich tommorow then they will jump off the building.The next day the first builder opens his lunchbox to find that he has a cheese sandwich so he jumps.The second buider opens up his lunchbox to find that he has a cheese sandwich as well so he jumps the third one sees that hes got a cheese sandwich and jumps as well.The boss of the builders goes up to the first builders wife and tell her the bad news"I knew i should of put ham in his sandwich!" she criedThe boss goes to the second one and she cries out "I knew i should of put jam in his sandwich"The boss went up to the third one and says the same but she burst out laughing.
"The idiot makes his own sandwiches!
2006-12-29 03:14:55 · 22 answers · asked by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-29 03:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi interracial midget gay porn! not as common as i could like! I even have been the sandwich filling quite a few instances and punctiliously enjoyed it. i'm in Greece, by the way. have exciting!
2016-12-11 18:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Nice
2006-12-29 04:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by Stary_989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but old i told this one to my mates 5yr old son yesterday but it was the old Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman version
2006-12-29 04:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by Deranged Insanity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it was still funny!
2006-12-29 03:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by some teenager 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-29 03:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i told that one a few days ago except it's just a little different
2006-12-29 03:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lolol. sweet! best joke i've heard today! Keep making more!
2006-12-29 03:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by jgottwerth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,yea I just got two points!
2006-12-29 03:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by thefutureisnow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it as a blonde joke
2006-12-29 03:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋