2006-12-29 02:19:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is my understanding that Jesus, who was not apparently a smelly hippie anymore than he fought Ninja's, was a pacifist and taught that in his works.
This question is silly, without merit, and juvenile.
**JENN**
2006-12-29 02:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by Air Head 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus, if faced by a ninja, would probably choose not to fight. He would probably start talking about stuff to the ninja. If the ninja were to ignore Jesus' conversation and attack Jesus anyways, I think Jesus would easily cloak himself and the ninja would run straight through him. There is no way the ninja could lay a hand on Jesus because of this special power he had.
2006-12-29 10:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by mulderlx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is actually a better question than you think...
Would Jesus turn the other cheek? I mean, you can't waste a single moment or movement when assailed by a ninja. Turn the other cheek and you're dead before you knew what hit you.
Would Jesus try to somehow preach the ninja out of it? Odds are, even assuming this was a worldly ninja who understood aramaic or latin, he would ignore the sermon and go straight for the savior's gullet.
Did Jesus ever use his divine talents to defend himself, anywhere in the bible? It's been a long time since I was a Catholic, so I simply can't remember. At best, Jesus would turn the ninja's katana into a baguette, but the ninja would still find a way to kill him with it.
2006-12-29 13:10:59 · answer #3 · answered by CrackityJones_83 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well no, he was strong as a carpenter usually is. But he was not trained in the martial arts. I believe that a Ninja, who was able to get a time machine would thoroughly trounce Jesus.
I also think Jesus would do some parlor tricks, but water to wine and lots of bread usually do not distract ninjas. But that walking on water thing might make the killer second guess his actions.
B
2006-12-29 10:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by Bacchus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think ur alright but if jesus and ninjas were alive in the same time period then jesus could beat the ninja but most likely wouldnt even try! jesus is too peaceful and caring! he wants to bring love and peace to the world!!
2006-12-29 10:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Tay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think there were such a thing as ninja's when jesus was a live. they had soldiers and stuff... but if there were ninjas and jesus was attacked i dont think he would have done anything.. i mean when he was crusified he was whipped on the back like 40 times or somthing like that and if jesus could heal the blind, walk on water, and command the seas and wind then i am sure if he wanted to he could have totally kicked butt... but he didnt.....
2006-12-29 10:23:19 · answer #6 · answered by Musicfreak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course! Jesus can do anything. he could point his finger and you'd drop dead right now if he wanted to. but Jesus is very peaceful and only fights with righteous anger. He wouldnt just fight a ninja just becuase he wants to
2006-12-29 10:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would have turned the other cheek and told the Ninja of the word of love God brings.
2006-12-29 10:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by gypsyiiiis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real question is, would Jesus has fought anyone?
2006-12-29 10:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would get his **** kicked always turning the other cheek...at least he would forgive the ninja
2006-12-29 10:32:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋