1.
:Me and my wife had enjoyed at the sea beach last year!!
:like how?
:first, she gravved me with sand, then i DID the same 2 her.
:Great, u had a great time there!
:let's see! I will go 2 next year! See if i can get her out 4rm the sand.
2.
Guest:yes, i like this room! but i need an attached Bathroom!
Receptionist: This isn't ur room!! this is a LIFT!
3.
there was a thin man, who was buying a newspaper 4rm outside of the resturant, when he came back 2 his seat, he saw a BIG FAT MAN sitting on his chair!
:Excuse me, SIR!! But it was my seat!
:prove it!
:well, i left an icecream on it!
3.
:do you know, when you smoke a cigarrate, u lost lifespan of 3 days!
:so according to ur calculation, i have been dead for 200 years!
4.
:mother, did u know, for only, 1 NUMBER, i havn't got a 100 in math?
:oh, u got 99 in math then?
:no, "00", i lost the front 1 of the 100
5.
i killed all the tiger of north pole
but there is no tiger in north pole
that's because i killed them
2006-12-29 02:18:47 · 11 answers · asked by Annoymous 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what exactly is your point?and this is in the jokes section and i don't find it funny one bit,i don't understand the point to what ur saying.
2006-12-29 02:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Pretty funny but confusing. 5/10. Sorry.
2006-12-29 10:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of them i dont get. for like 1 or 2, it's funny.
2006-12-29 12:01:17 · answer #3 · answered by jgottwerth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. 1 is funny.
2006-12-29 10:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually you lose 3 minutes off your life for every cigarette you smoke not 3 days
2006-12-29 11:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR MORE!!
seriously, if u'd watched the grammar it would've made a li'l sense at least.......
sheesh.
2006-12-29 10:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by mArYaM 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good 1. keep it up.
2006-12-29 11:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by leonard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought i knew what boring was but this opened my eyes. so i guess i can thank u
2006-12-29 10:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them were good
2006-12-29 15:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by sakura7blossoms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lost me at 'wanna hear more'.
2006-12-29 11:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋