So I can take money from all you cow brains worshiping your false idol and use it to buy myself a gulfsteam. Along with various other expensive things. I really want to know, because it seems like the easist way to make money, all you have to do is lie to a room full of people once a week. sounds pretty sweet.
2006-12-29 02:03:32 · 9 answers · asked by Deconion 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
get baptised in that religion but do believe in it. and tell the minister or priest that you want to become a minister get in good with him so good you are eating at his table and family he will soon give you his pasition for when he dies then kill him. simple deet in hot tea with honey. and now you will be getting paid hey I think I will try that my self. holla. Its a boi Getther done
2006-12-29 02:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, there are a few that have gulfstreams, but most of them live pretty modestly. You don't want to be a minister, you want to be a televangelist. And there aren't very many of those. Become a ministers, be very charismatic, get a local TV broadcast, pitch it to cable, get it on nationally, then the money will start rolling in, I suppose.
2006-12-29 10:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should really start listening to ICP:
"Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me,
Give God the first portion of your income. Give it first!
Not after deducts, not after the social security, and the
hospitilization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these
things on your check you say, I'm gonna give God a little what's
left. You do, and that's what you gonna get from God."
[Violent J]
Who am I? I'm not the Devil
I can take you to my level
Above the rocks, above the earth
Tell me what your soul is worth
How much money do you make?
How much will you let me take?
I will give you tranquilty
Just send your wealth and checks to me
Life is going to expire
And your soul will burn in fire
You will perish in the thunder
Unless you call my hotline number
God has asked you to make me rich
Me and my fat-whack gaudy b****
On your T.V.'s late at night
Send those checks and I'll guide you to the light
No really your are talkuing about using religion for wealth & that's not actually what it's about at all, real ministers of God are broke & give everything og themselves to other people.....those TV stars are not minister of God they are Satan
2006-12-29 10:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by mac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religion is the ultimate con, it is government protected, tax free and the product they sell doesn't have to be delivered until you reach a place that doesn't exist. No wonder so many people jump on this manured money wagon.
2006-12-29 10:41:08 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic. Look into it.
2006-12-29 10:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are several places you can become ordained online.
A church only requires three members that are not related.
2006-12-29 10:06:48 · answer #6 · answered by Rev. Two Bears 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would not want you as a Priest and we certainly don't
2006-12-29 10:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can get ordained online.
2006-12-29 10:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself in college, then seminary.
2006-12-29 10:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by <><><> 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋