Sven and Olaf worked together in a factory and both were laid off.
So...dey went to the Unemployment Office togedder.
Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic on to ladies cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation he replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since
Diesel Fitterwas a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his benefits.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled, and Diesel
Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?", yelled Olaf. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts dem overhis head and says;
"Yah, ------------- DIESEL FITTER."
2006-12-29 01:53:53 · 16 answers · asked by aka.rene 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, me and my Dad thought so at least
2006-12-29 02:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute. 8/10.
2006-12-29 10:41:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Olaf? I nearly wet myself ;)
2006-12-30 08:11:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I laughed. I thought it pretty funny, corney but funny.
2006-12-29 10:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by Poe B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-12-29 09:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Waynes Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one but funny! âº
2006-12-29 10:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats cute i liked it thatnks for making me laugh
8B
2006-12-29 10:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by hey_hey_hey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-29 10:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by tonima 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was strange and funny.
2006-12-29 10:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by Stunnas on got my stunnas on 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!!!!!!!! Not real funny, but definitely made me smile! :)
2006-12-29 12:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋