2006-12-29 00:56:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Take a few pounds of brains, several pounds of muscles, some bone and blood and a whole bunch of Elmers glue. Keep it in the freezer so it stays hard and doesn't smell.
2006-12-29 00:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by OleMarbleEyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mix 2 eggs, 1/2 cup of flour, and 3/4 cup milk. Mix thoroughly in oven safe bowl, cook for 30 min in a preheated 350 degree oven. Remove let cool, throw away, play with self.
2006-12-29 09:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by 86Mets 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the computer, do your school work so you'll have half a chance of getting into middle school. You need a boyfriend like like Tammy Faye Baker needs make up.
2006-12-29 09:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop looking for one. When you stop he will come for sure. That's what happened to me more than once and that's what happen to every guy and gal existent. The reason is when we stop looking we'll be more secure of ourselves. When we are searching for one we leave the impression that we are insecure.
So take my advise don't keep looking for one. Hope it helps and Good Luck.
2006-12-29 09:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by Falcon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait till 2am at any bar, and take home the least hideous dude, then you have around a 6% chance he'll stick around
waaalllaahh
instant boyfriend
2006-12-29 09:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by elviselway 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
widen your circle of friends?? go clubbing? haha why would you be in such urgent needs for a boyfriend?? mayb if you stop hunting or praying for one he will just pop out yeah
2006-12-29 09:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by smiles-I v a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the movie "Weird Science" and instead of putting girl stuff into the computer, use guy stuff.
2006-12-29 08:58:30 · answer #7 · answered by Catmmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no easy way to make a boyfriend...but remember the moment you "stop looking" is the moment that they come to you.
2006-12-29 08:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need some playdough and a box of raisens.
2006-12-29 08:58:13 · answer #9 · answered by Afro-Joe the American Hero! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no easy way dear, maybe you have to hang out with a bar that all cute boys goes there so maybe there will be one of them to approach you!
2006-12-29 09:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by hotchixxxz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋