A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical- looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the customer. The owner says "Well, the parrot knows how to do legal research."
The customer then asks about the next parrot, to be told that this one costs
$1,000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to write a brief that will win any case.
Naturally, the increasingly startled customer asks about the third parrot, to be told that it costs $4,000. Needless to say, this begs the question,
"What can it do?" To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner."
2006-12-29 00:21:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's a lawyer joke, inside a parrot joke...........
...........crikey!!!
2006-12-29 00:31:50 · update #1
Sum Ting Fani....Ah Ten/10
2006-12-29 00:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my sense of humour left me today. i smiled but i didn't laugh out loud. whyyyyy
2006-12-29 08:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, its alright I guess.
2006-12-29 11:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by bayernfootballer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-29 09:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! You really do have a thing for lawyers don't ya.. Thanks for that..
2006-12-29 09:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious...ha ha ha..lol...
2006-12-29 09:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it - nice one!
2006-12-29 08:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by bubbles85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋