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A guy who’s just finished some shopping gets in his car when suddenly a man with a gun gets in the passenger seat & tells him, “Drive”

“Wallet, Gimme your wallet”
The man driving at 60 mph hands it over.

‘Rolex, hmmm, nice, take it off. Hurry up!”
The driver accelerates to 70 mph & takes off the watch.

“You got a cell phone don’t ya?” “Hand it over”
The driver turns into an alley, speeds up to 80 mph & gives the guy his phone.

“Now, anything you got that I don’t have yet?”
The driver steps on the accelerator hard & just before they hit the dead end wall says,
“Airbag”

2006-12-28 23:22:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Not really a joke but kinda cool.

2006-12-28 23:24:05 · update #1

12 answers

Very nice, something different from usual lot, thanks!

2006-12-28 23:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ummm doesn't the passenger seat also have an Airbag? I thought all cars are equipped with airbag protection for all seated passengers.

I heard this joke before, but that's what perplexes me.

2006-12-30 04:54:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lol, the version I heard was a man and a woman.. Where the Wife catches him cheating and he's shouting etc.. Can't remember it properly..

2006-12-29 01:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Different, Not hilarious but quite entertaining.

2006-12-29 00:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 1 0

Made me laugh. It's a pretty good joke.

2006-12-28 23:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by john h 3 · 1 0

Yay!! I actually understood this one!

2006-12-29 01:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jayna 7 · 1 0

Quite good, lol

2006-12-28 23:36:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

That is kinda cool, but not really funny!!! :)

2006-12-29 04:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by babiangel 4 · 1 0

That's good it shows him!

2006-12-29 01:35:54 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 1 0

YEA it is cool

2006-12-29 02:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

rotflmao i loved it

2006-12-28 23:31:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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