I'm depressed and need something to lift my spirits. Thanks.
2006-12-28 22:31:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK but you might have to think about this one for a minute ,,,,,
are you ready.....here goes................
There are 2 passengers on a plane... 2 guys...One is American the other is Native American (Indian).
The American gets up and jumps out of the plane and yells
GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!
The Indian then gets up and jumps out of the plane and yells
MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you SMILE???????
2006-12-28 22:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A Blonde frantically called a doctor after a fly flew into her ear.
The doctor suggested an old folk remedy," Pour warm olive oil into your ear and lie down for a few minutes, when you get up, the fly will come out with the oil. Blonde says," Ok, makes sense, but which ear do I pour it in?
A doctor prescribed his insomniac patient some sleep medicine.
The patient tried it at home at night and fell asleep. The next morning, the patient came back to the doctor, looking very grumpy. The doctor said," Didn't you get any sleep"?
Patient says," Yes, but I dreamed I didn't"
2006-12-29 08:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too sat loney, sad, dejected and depressed - then a little voice came to me and said 'cheer up, things could be worse' So I cheered up, and sure-enough. Things got worse.
2006-12-28 22:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
instead of sitting depressed ... catch a tooth less kid or a toothless elder who needs you to entertain them and tell them a funny joke.... and see the reaction.... the big smile they give you should wipe out your depression.....
the best way to deal with our blues is to cheer and share the affection and happinesss. of others..... it makes u feel great... try...good luck!
2006-12-28 23:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by uma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try reading some of the questions in this category.
2006-12-28 22:39:09 · answer #5 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a bit rude but my grandad told me it and it always gets me
there once was a vampire named mable
and her periods wherre highly unstable
one night, a full moon
she took a large spoon
and drank herself under the table
2006-12-29 00:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by graamkdup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
2006-12-28 22:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by Jerryl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok.... *makes obnoxious weird baby/random voice* a tickle *tickle* tickle *tickle* who needs to laugh who needs to laugh *continues tickling* ah yes tickle tickle tickle *tickles with feather* tickle tickle tickle.
Sorry tickling is the best way i know to make someone laugh.... im not really good with jokes sorry :(
2006-12-28 23:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look in the mirror that should give you a good laugh!
2006-12-29 00:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's the last thing red riding hood said to the wolf? "My grandma, what a big dick you have there!"
2006-12-28 23:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋