." A New York woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome. "Rome?” says the hairdresser, “Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome.” "So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "
!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, & they're always late.”
“ So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place called Teste..."
" I know that place. It's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly & they're overpriced.
”So, whatcha doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican & we hope to see the Pope."
The hairdresser laughed, "You & a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked, ”How was the trip?”
"Wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continentals’ brand new planes, but it was overbooked & they bumped us up to first class. The food & wine were wonderful, & I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand & foot. And the hotel just finished a $5million remodeling job & now it's just a jewel, finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked & gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder & explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors & if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door & shook my hand! I knelt down & he spoke a few words to me."
"Really?" asked the hairdresser. "What'd he say?"
He said, "Where'd you get the sh!tty hairdo?
2006-12-28 22:12:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2things 1:i LOVE your display pic and 2: i don't like long jokes but thi 1 was GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT .
2006-12-29 02:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! HAHAHAHAHHA its hilarious i did that to my bro yet i've got been given him a video interest instead lol cant anticipate yuletide to roll around and him to open it and that prank is so humorous lol as long as you snicker at them they'll snicker approximately it (upon getting mad lol)
2016-10-06 04:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by lyon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one. 10/10
2006-12-28 22:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao, thats was a great joke, thanx for the laugh
2006-12-28 22:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by coco 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that made my literally laugh out loud. :P
2006-12-29 02:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the hairdo is sh!tty...why did she come back to the same salon??!!!
2006-12-28 23:00:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hey; a corker, but a bit too long. lmao
2006-12-28 23:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO that was funny totally unexpected
2006-12-28 23:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
I wasn't expecting that!!
best laugh I had all morning!!
2006-12-28 22:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-12-29 02:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋