At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from America stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well."
The crowd cheered.
The third speaker from Ireland stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
2006-12-28 21:23:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but i do not believe in any kind of physical violence against any one 7/10
2006-12-29 17:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice ! Loving that one
2006-12-29 04:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay.........
2006-12-30 17:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋