One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up.
''Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way 'round the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'''
2006-12-28 21:07:19 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one as always 9/10
2006-12-29 02:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if the little girl took the money out of the box before she up-chucked...
2006-12-28 21:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by xxxrusty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha thats awesome. Had a reeli boring day and that has just cheered me up! Cheers , oh and by the way, i know it probably doesn't, but don't worry about what ecko says to you. you are funny and he's not. its a case of mind over matter. you dont mind coz he doesnt matter! end of. x
2006-12-29 05:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by Little Red Riding Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cheeky raised a chuck-le thoough 9/10.
hee hee
2006-12-28 21:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, except for the or sexton, more precisely.
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-29 18:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...funny
2006-12-29 03:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hohoho. Our vicar now types the church newsletter, but when it comes to baptism announcements, he's never sure which font to use.
2006-12-29 21:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by amdby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant as usual never mind some of the others they must be feeling sick
2006-12-29 17:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it!! the girl did just what the BOX said!!
it's not the girls fault!! it's was the BOX's Fault!! THE box should said:PLEASE GIVE HELP FOR THE SICK!!
it was a perfect 1!!THANKS!!
BEST REGARDS,
Annoymous.
2006-12-28 21:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by Annoymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm..... 7/10
2006-12-29 03:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by bayernfootballer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋