Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''
The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''
The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my a-s up just one more time.''
2006-12-28 20:47:04 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
even thou its now 3 hrs from when you put this up here thanks and a happy new year LMAO
2006-12-28 23:27:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ouch
2006-12-28 20:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by rusco21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-28 20:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grim thought but funny.
2006-12-28 20:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by paul m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell yes, it is rude, but funny! I am still chuckling. Thanks
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-29 18:14:55 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bring on the rubie murry a nice hot one
2006-12-29 17:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke wins a thumbs up from me lol
2006-12-28 20:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tehe!
2006-12-29 03:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by Vanessa<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, reasonably funny, could be taken as discriminatory - 4.5/10.
2006-12-28 21:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by mememe 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yep he is going to have a hot a**se alright
2006-12-29 02:38:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your last 1 was better
2006-12-28 20:56:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋