A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to s**t yourself when I tell you the price."
2006-12-28 20:46:03 · 16 answers · asked by bubble 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke, thank you
2006-12-28 20:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A+++++++++++++
2006-12-29 07:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very good 10/10
2006-12-29 04:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by lulu 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-29 05:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes rather funny
2006-12-29 04:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by ryan g 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha 20/20
2006-12-29 05:02:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
good one and being a lady i bet she had no smell
2006-12-29 11:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
made me laugh the first time, when it was a Ferrari
2006-12-29 05:14:04 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hilarious
2006-12-29 06:29:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-29 09:40:27 · answer #10 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋