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Sometimes I amuse myself:-)

This Christmas I gave my friend a DVD, but I wrapped it up in a really huge box to make it look like she was getting something bigger.

And when my family moved to a new house, I told my little sister the windows were soundproof and you could scream as loud as you want and nobody would hear you. I demostrated that by standing outside by the window moving my mouth and pretending to scream. Then my sister tried it, really screaming at the top of her lungs and I was like "I can't hear a word you're saying!"

Another time I made a fake newspaper scan with an embarassing yearbook picture of my dad.

2006-12-28 19:43:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I pulled a really mean, but memorable prank on my now ex husband.

He and I had just seperated because I caught him cheating on me with three other women! (Yeah, he was a skank) Anyway...I took down all the credit card numbers (Since he was also a controlling bastard) and along with my Military Dependent ID card, I purchased a ton of junk from HSN (Home Shopping Network) and had it all sent to the homes of the women he was sleeping with!!! Each one recieved an engagement ring to boot!!

It was an AMEX Gold card...No limit! So, needless to say, it took him a long time to gather all the stuff I had purchased to send it all back and get his credit cleared...and he still had to foot the bill for return shipping!! Not to mention that he had a lot of explaining to do to those other skanks!!!

ROFLMAO just thinking about it!

I thought that was priceless! He SOOO Deserved it!!

2006-12-28 19:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by DEATH 7 · 5 1

Yes, have gave a really big gift box to a friend, then he open it there was another and this continues. By the time he open the tiny last box, he found the box was empty.

2007-01-01 09:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by Yūsuke 5 · 1 0

I put an ad in the paper selling my friends car

2006-12-29 03:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 4 0

Thought about it but did'nt do it.....humanity prevailed that day.

Wanted to turn my doggie poo-poo into freeze dried round almond rocca/chocolate lookalikes for my #$###$$^& boss for his birthday......

He left that summer and my devious plan need not be excuted.

2006-12-29 04:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 1 0

once i put tight shrinkrap on the top of the teacher lounge's toilets so when they went it when 2 the sides instead of down

I put my sister's red bra in my brother's backpack

and others

2006-12-29 04:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yup! and they all involved my sister. hee hee i think the best one was that i called her one day and told her that the city we lived in just got new stop signs. the "new" signs had a white border around them and that stopping at the "new" signs was optional. she buzzed around town for a bit before it dawned on her that they ALL had a white border.

2006-12-29 03:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by cheery_ohz 2 · 2 0

at slumber parties we wet the sleeping girls bras then filled it with mustard and froze them. I know mean but funny

2006-12-29 03:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by momof3 6 · 2 0

Ceran Wrap over the toilet is pretty funny

2006-12-29 03:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Theodore D 2 · 1 1

put Vaseline on the door knob, kick me sign on someones back, short sheet someone,

2006-12-29 03:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ann J 3 · 1 0

hehehe, great question and even greater answers!

2006-12-29 03:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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