A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.
The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here lies my wife.....cold as ever"
Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: "Here lies my husband.....stiff at last"
2006-12-28 19:09:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny...
Women always seem to have the last word..
I told my wife, that for once, she should let me have the last word. She said, "Okay"..
I said,"Thank you"
she said,"you're welcome.:"
2006-12-28 19:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man the are so harsh cant we all just get along
2006-12-29 03:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by kate315109 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hecka funny
2006-12-29 03:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by (TMM) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-29 14:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-29 03:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor husband....
2006-12-29 03:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....... nice going there..... thanks for create this joke.....
2006-12-29 03:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋