A 14yr old boy ran into his house yelling "mom mom come quick, I have great news!" The mother asked "what is it, whats so exciting!" "I had sex for the first time today!" replied the boy The mother gasped, raised her hand and slapped the boy across the face. "get up to your room and stay ther until your father gets home!!" yelled the mother. An hour later the boys father arrived home, got the update from the mother and went upstairs to talk to the boy. "so I hear you had sex for the first time today" said the father "Your mother is upset, but I think this is something for a father and son to celebrate! What do you say we go and get you that motor-bike you’ve been asking for?" "wow, answered the boy, "but do you think we can wait until tommorrow, my *** is still killing me!!"
2006-12-28 18:55:05 · 14 answers · asked by ??? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Since there are only 3 *** what is it that's still killing him? If there were 4 **** I think I could figure this out.
2006-12-28 19:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by californya_girlygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wickedly funny
2006-12-28 19:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor kid... he can't sit down comfortably on a chair, much less on a bike...
2006-12-28 19:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.......funnieeeeeeee
2006-12-28 20:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i must of missed somthing where was the question in this but is anyone reports you i was never here ok
2006-12-28 19:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by kate315109 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOL..that's funny..lol..it's so wrong yet so funny..lol
but..ull prolly get reported...some ppl have waaaay to much time to waste reporting other ppl...
P.S i have nothing against gay ppl =)
2006-12-28 18:58:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny but disturbing!
2006-12-28 19:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did I miss something? I don't get it! haha I feel like an idiot...
2006-12-28 19:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt expect that one it just hit me hahahahahaha
2006-12-28 19:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-29 06:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋