Because everything is made of steal except his pecker so he needs to protect it the best way he can LOL
2006-12-28 18:26:57
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Lol so many funny answers here...great laugh and thanks.
Maybe :
1.He was in a hurry changing from his Clark Kent disguise
2.He's a showoff
3.He willie is so small and red can help to divert attention
4.He believes in safe-sex, that's just a big red condom.
5. It makes him itch so just on the outside for support.
2006-12-29 04:27:04
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answer #2
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answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6
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He wears the underwear on the outside to cover up the seams on the tights. It would look kinda gross if it were the other way around!
2006-12-29 02:27:04
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answer #3
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answered by nursebetty06 2
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Have you ever seen a pair of long johns? They have buttons up the front crotch and a flap in the back... the red underwear covers all of this.
2006-12-29 03:03:45
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answered by scrubbag 7
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maybe he has two underwear that he like most but he an only wear one at a time,but he want to wear both two so he wear one inside and one outside.
2006-12-29 02:33:34
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answered by hpz ftw 4
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Possible reasons:
1: He's confused. He doesn't know were they're supposed go!
2: His Mama taught him so!
3: He was taught yellow in front, brown behind.
4: He's stupid.
2006-12-29 02:35:25
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Emphasis on his package. Why do you think they call him Superman.. he's very manly... he has manly things...that are very manly and he must show them off with bright red underwear.
2006-12-29 02:28:07
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answer #7
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answered by SophVanMad 1
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thats still one of those unsolved mysteries..
i think he wears the red undie coz the store ran out of blue ones..
2006-12-29 02:51:12
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answered by Anonymous
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I think it is called compression underwear. You can get it at Walmart!
2006-12-29 02:26:36
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answered by whrldpz 7
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´cause they made this way the first movie with the clothes like that now them kept the same wardrobe
2006-12-29 02:34:39
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answered by Osmel L 2
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