My Dog is Not Like Other Dogs
My dog is not like other dogs.
He doesn't care to walk,
He doesn't bark, he doesn't howl.
He goes "Tick, tock. Tick, tock."
He beeps each day at half-past nine.
At noon he starts to chime.
I have a strong suspicion
that my dog can tell the time.
Another dog might run and play,
or smother me with licking,
but my dog just annoys me
with his beeping and his ticking.
Should you decide to buy a dog,
consider my remarks:
When looking for a "watch dog,"
get yourself the kind that barks
2006-12-28 18:07:06 · 5 answers · asked by howard h 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
He got a watch dog. Instead of getting a real watch dog like he wanted he got a real WATCH dog. Also known as a "clocker spaniel".
2006-12-29 05:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Fantasy Handbook 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 03:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a joke. He got a "watch " dog but instead of watching his house , it's a clock.
2006-12-28 18:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A watchdog
2006-12-28 18:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hes talking about an alarm clock. or a watch.
this poem is awesome.
2006-12-28 22:06:19 · answer #5 · answered by Brooks C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋