2006-12-28 17:49:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I used to do respite care for severely retarded young adults whereby I'd take them out into the community. Well, one time I had this girl with me and I was looking at some fine jewelry at Marshall Field's dept store. To my surprise, my client suddenly whips out this used sanitary napkin from her pocket and smacks it down on top of the glass counter--to the absolute horror of the sales clerk. I could have died! Needless to say, we made a quick exit out the nearest door.
2006-12-28 18:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by HoneyBunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Was Trying To Sell A Car And I Told The Women If She Took It I Would Run Down The Street In My Boxer's........ She Took It.
2006-12-28 17:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by † Dark Prince † 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I embaress myself but i dont care
Here:
I ran into a glass door while holding a plat eof food which fell to the ground in front of bout 200 people
Theres this guy whos bout 7 years older than me
and i went to shak his hand and he didnt shake back so my hand is n the middly of air for like 1 min.
then i stared at him
[after was bout to kill myself]
The list goes on . . .
2006-12-28 17:53:46 · answer #3 · answered by rachael b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been caught having sex behind a wall. Some guy came out of his house in the wee hours of the morning and walked right past us. Maybe he heard us or maybe he was just checking his car was locked, but we ran, or I tried to - my jeans were around my ankles and I was doing this kind of hopping gait while trying to pull them up, all the while we couldn't help but laugh!
2006-12-28 17:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by T M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While trying to fart in a Jacuzzi without letting all your
friends notices it.
Next moment..... Big Dark Brown Muddy Pool.
2006-12-28 17:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by novkhan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i cant believe im telling you guys this but..... about 2 years ago i was in a grocery store.. and i dont know why, but whenever i open up the freezer doors at a grocery store i have to pee...lol
anyways, i pissed my pants and i rannnnnn out of the store so embarrassed!!
2006-12-28 17:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by apple martini 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell into a drain hole when i was abt to reach for someone to say hi and when everyone noticed that i fell no one came to the rescue but all stand around me and looking so i pretended dead....for abt 10 secs...and got up and walk off...ahh!!
2006-12-28 17:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got hot and heavy in a grocery store parking lot
2006-12-28 17:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was beyond drunk and had to pee really bad after leaving the bar so I squatted next to someones car and took a pee :) :) :)
2006-12-28 17:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scratch my cr*tch, it was very itchy one time.
Krazy Libra
2006-12-28 17:51:37 · answer #10 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋