A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. Afterover an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
2006-12-28 17:02:59 · 11 answers · asked by lil miss mystery 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love that joke! its hilarious! I have a good one that no1 has heard unless they saw the other question that i answered. A blonde is talking to her boyfriend on the phone. He asks her how tall she is. she tells him to wait while she measures herself. So,she measures herself,the ruler says that she is 1 inch away from 5 ft. She gets back to her boyfriend and tells him that she is 4'9". He says MAN! U R REALLY SHORT! After a while the blonde measures herself again to c if she really is short. She measures herself again and finds that she is 4'11". She immediately calls her b-friend back and tells him that she grew 2 inches! He nicely explains to her that it is impossible to grow that much that fast. It turns out the blonde looked at the ruler wrong. She thought there was 10 inchs in a ft.she told her b-friend that she was 4'9" instead of 4'11"! LOL! The reason that no1 has heard this joke is cause the blonde is me! LOL! Except i didnt call my boyfriend back and tell him that i grew 2 more inches. Im not that stupid! I just put that in to make the joke funny!
2006-12-28 17:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by dalmatianfest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long one,but a Good one.
2006-12-28 17:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by greβ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats like the oldest joke ive ever heard,i still laugh at it though
2006-12-28 17:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jaden B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old.
But a good 'revenge' joke for blondes!!
2006-12-28 17:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a nightmare once that i was a blonde scared the crap outta me
2006-12-28 17:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by subbysbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the suited! (a side- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can simply by fact it stated: "focus..." Blondie grow to be hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-10-28 14:54:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny i love thx ima tell to all my friends
2006-12-28 17:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by amber (: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny
2006-12-28 17:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO not ALL blondes are DUMB
2006-12-28 17:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat the hell.???? was this even a qusetion?
2006-12-28 17:07:29 · answer #10 · answered by amandaPLEASE(= 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋