A guy who works at a store that sells rifles discovers that his wife was seeing another man. He overheard a phone conversation and learned that, at the present moment that he was at work, the guy would go over to their house. So the rifle seller devises a plan: a man comes into the store to buy a rifle and the seller says, "I'll give you the rifle for free if you'll do something for me."
The buyer says, "Okay, sure."
The seller says, "See that house up on the hill? My wife is in there having an affair with another man. You can have that rifle if you can kill my wife."
So he gives the guy a bullet, as the guy positions the rifle, the seller says, "On second thought, shoot the guy's d.ick off, too, just to rub it in."
As he goes to get a second bullet, the buyer looks through the scope and says, "Hang on...I think I can do this with one shot..."
lol!
2006-12-28 16:59:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How can anybody not get it.
I think it's very funny!!
2006-12-28 17:32:55 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i've read this joke before. First time I read it I thought it was really hilarious! Now, its ok. And I just love the sexual euphemisms ;)
2006-12-29 01:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by Unefemme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahaha super funny and original nice job lol im rolling on da floor laughing
2006-12-29 01:01:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funnt but....kinda gay at the same time... lol like no point sorta
thanks for the two points
loser lmao now that was funny
ahhh...no
2006-12-29 01:03:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is that funny? That is sick, gross, disgusting, mean, hateful in other words. . . . .are you sure you're not the d,ick about to get shot?
2006-12-29 01:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Serenity Moone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aint very funny, but i am nown 2 have little or any sense of humor
2006-12-29 01:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke makes no sence to me if you can explain it better I may be able to answer it
2006-12-29 01:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by SunSHine18 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
heard it befor
get some new stuff
2006-12-29 01:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by BlackSabbath1551 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny tee tee tee tee
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2006-12-29 01:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by nicname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-29 14:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋