A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...
"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"
2006-12-28 16:01:47 · 47 answers · asked by Dreaming♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-28 16:06:45 · update #1
lol ahahah that is funny! 10/10
2006-12-28 16:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh, I've heard funnier ones. this one fails because a man's sperm has little in comparison with a dollar bill and children are raised, not consumed, like a soda, and women, I think most of 'em, would be offended at comparing child birth to a machine popping out a coke. And children aren't owned, again, they are reared. Not to put too fine a point on it...:)
2006-12-28 16:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Clycs 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - I think it's kind of funny. A little degrading to the hard work a woman does raising her children (most of the time) but as far as a joke goes, I can laugh at it.
2006-12-28 16:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by crank726 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No,not really.& if he got a coke out of the vending machine, the dang drink would originally blong to the machine. so it would blong to both of them basically.
2006-12-28 16:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by MARY W 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahah i had to read this a few times to actually get it but when i did, i just started rollin, that;s the funniest thing i've read in a long time. The guy has a good point
2006-12-28 16:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's funny. kinda sexist and degrading to be comparing woman to a coke machine, but... i don't know....
2006-12-28 16:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by my alias 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a woman and even I thought that was hilarious.
2006-12-28 16:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by mini_M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is cute, new to me I'll have to add this to my watch list so I can tell it to someone else.
2006-12-28 16:04:55 · answer #8 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLOLMAOMfG= rolling on the floor laughing out loud, laughing my a$$ off, oh my f@#king god.
2006-12-28 16:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds like they were paid to say that but pretty funny
2006-12-28 16:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica R 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋