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A 80 yr old nun goes to see a ginacolgest. when the doctor is through checking her he says, everything looks alright except for one thing.
The Nun ask whats that? the dodcor said, Looks like you've got the crabs.
The Nun looks at him and says I can't have the crabs I'm a 80 yr old Nun. I've NEVER had sex. she is so upset she leaves his office and goes to another doctor. As he is checking her she tells him what the other doctor told her. He said Well the other doctor was wrong. You don't have the crabs. Your cherry is so old you have FRUIT FLIES

2006-12-28 15:31:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

hehehe
fruit flies
gotta love it

2006-12-28 15:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by momof3 6 · 1 0

Ahahahhahaaah

2006-12-28 15:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by Brittani♫. 5 · 0 0

Yeah ok I guess. There sure is a lot of nun jokes.

2006-12-28 15:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0 0

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2016-12-01 07:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

not the best nun joke ive ever heard

2006-12-28 15:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 1 0

LOL...hilarious

2006-12-28 15:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

A big laugh here.

2006-12-28 15:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol....... thats hillarious!!

god have mercy on that nun............ i giv u 11/10 for making me laugh that bad :)

2006-12-28 15:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by tasha 3 · 0 1

i heard it the other day man, sorry. kinda lame.

2006-12-28 15:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i almost yacked, but i laughed through it

2006-12-28 15:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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