We were in the department store at a mall (years ago) and my mother had a question about an item. She began asking the mannikin, not realizing that it wasn't real. I was hysterical. She probably completed two or three sentences before she realized. =)
2006-12-28 15:26:04
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answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5
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Well My Mom is like a Lucily Ball clone, in saying that everything that can go wrong will go wrong. One time when I was like 13 she was driving behind a school bus . So She stuck tissues up her nose and starting making funny faces at the kids when all of a sudden a cop pulled us over becaues she was speeding, she did not remember to take out the tissue out of her nose when the officer was writing her the ticket.
2006-12-28 15:31:58
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answered by ashloveus 1
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Once she took my invisible dog on a leash (one of those little collars on the end of a wire leash thing,) while we were waiting at the airport and she was playing with it and wasn't paying attention and it got caught on my grandmothers skirt and lifted it all the way up. when my granny jumped back it ripped a huge hole in the back of it.
another time she got into my dad's clothes and put a baseball cap on and took me and all the other girls that were at my slumber party to the grocery store for some midnight snacks. She walked with a manly swagger and spoke in an obviously fake low voice the whole time. we couldn't stop laughing. i think it may have been more convincing had she remembered to take her lipstick off.
2006-12-28 15:32:28
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answered by hecate07666 3
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to start out with I was 9 month Preg. Mom and I went up town to pick up her camera that had been repaired. The camera store was on the corner and there was a pool hall next to it. We parked our car and walked up to the stop sign and crossed to the other side. Coming out of the camera store and crossing back across the street mom fell the camera went flying across the road and cars stoped and watched because when mom fell her butt went up in the air and her chin went down on the asphalt road. Her skirt went up over her butt and all the guys in the pool hall saw everything. I tell you I never laughed so hard in my life and couldn't help her up because i was laughing to hard and 9 months Preg. needless to say mom was really embaressed and the camera well it never got fixed again. Mom was 62yrs old she said do you think anyone saw me??? (What do you think)???
2006-12-28 15:49:12
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answered by sharon w 1
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My mom can be a pretty funny person and she does this face where it makes her look like one of those "Who's" from that movie "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". So one day we where driving on our way home and my mom and I were playing around then she started to make "The Face". And the worst part was the driver next to us saw her and started laughing histerically,and I was in the front seat!
2006-12-28 15:39:26
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answered by Stephanie D 1
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there have been 8 human beings young ones whilst i replaced into transforming into up. i'm specific that my mom have been given uninterested in listening to Moommmm each 5 minutes. whilst we would visit the save and misplace her calling, "mom!" did no stable. even regardless of the indisputable fact that, yelling "hey, woman!!" and she or he would turn around each time. Then there replaced into the time she have been given her hair permed and she or he theory she regarded like a squirrel.
2016-12-15 10:17:48
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answered by Anonymous
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When I was younger my grandma came up and stayed with my family. And we all went to get something , so my mom wanted to show my gma where my boyfriend, who I , at the time just started dating him, lived. And so we went to my bf's house and he was outside talking to his ex-girlfriend. Then my mom opens up our van door and says, " OH Andrew, Cassidy wants to say hi." Oh my god it was sooo embarrassing!!! My face was bright red! But now me and Andrew laugh about it. We both still remember it. Bye-Bye!!! One bad part was there were some people watching!! Oh gosh. Oh well! bye!
2006-12-28 15:30:11
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answered by Sammy 2
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my mom did a really stupid think. one day my dad parked the car in front of a store. my mom went in to buy something but meanwhile my dad parked the car in another place. when she got out of the store she entered in another car and she didn't even notice until she looked at the driver. stupid, no?
2006-12-29 00:39:24
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answered by christina23 2
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she gave me head nah jks umm she called ur mum a slut hahahah call 1800 i dont give a **** nah jks umm ate pie and vomited on some1
2006-12-28 15:28:43
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answered by jake b 1
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My mom started laughing in church and it echoed through out the hole church.
2006-12-28 15:25:47
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answered by The BecaNATOR 5
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