What do you call?

Question

What do you call:

A man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?



A man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?



A man with no arms and no legs on your front porch?


Whom ever can give me the answers to these and give me some more gets the points, and it's not like who ever does it first just give me some more good ones!

Answer 1

Bob
Art
Mat

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…

between two buildings? ALI
who loosens hex screws? ALLEN
on a tennis court? ANNETTE
on your living room wall? ART
-- what if he also doesn't have a tongue? TASTELESS ART
on two wheels? AXEL
stuck in a fence? BARB
in your fireplace? BERNIE
in your mailbox? BILL
in a bank? BUCK
who is foaming at the mouth? BUD
in a sugar vat? CANDY
in a bag? CARRIE
who is a prostitute? CASH & CARRY
who has no head? CHESTER
who is on the edge of the green? CHIP
put through a meat grinder? CHUCK
two men with no arms and no legs in a window? CURT N' ROD
in a tiger cage? CLAUDE
hanging from a chandelier? CRYSTAL or TIFFANY
in your kitchen sink? DAWN
who is covered with oil? DEREK
a man with no arms, legs, head or torso? DICK
when you push his head under water? DUNCAN
under a bed? DUSTY
in a bathtub? DWAYNE
on hot asphalt? FLIP
in a sewer? FLO
on your barbecue? FRANK
under a microscope? GENE
in your spice rack? HERB or BASIL
flying over a fence? HOMER
under a car? JACK
in the men's room? JOHN
who pretends to have arms and legs? JOSH
under a steamroller? LANE
floating on a pond? LILY
on a piece of paper? MARK
on a stage? MIKE
a woman with no arms, legs, head or torso? MUFFIE
who is shaving? NICK
in a motorized wheelchair? OTTO
in a frying pan? PAM
between two slices of bread? PATTY
holding a coat? PEG
in a flowerbed? PETE
in a hole? PHIL
lying beside a carnival ride? RALPH
who is covered with sauerkraut? REUBEN
with a history of wheelchair collisions? REX
in a bank vault? RICH
covered with cement? ROCK
being stoned to death? ROCKY
who has been struck by lightning? ROD
on a hill? ROLAND
in a vase? ROSE
in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL
on a beach SANDY
who is water skiing? SKIP
in the end zone? SPIKE
being cooked by cannibals? STU
who can play 15 different musical instruments? STUMP THE BAND
in a lingerie drawer? TEDDY
who gets left behind in a restaurant? TIP
on the President's desk? VITO
given to you by a deceased uncle? WILL
in an arid desert? WILT

Sorry for such a long list ... I just couldn't help myself!

What about the woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen!

Answer 2

Bob Art Matt What do u call a man w/ no arms& legs in a pile of leaves?? Russell or the one in your garden???peat. Aman w/ no arms/legs in the thickket?? Forrest A man w/no arms/legs in the woods?? Hunter A man W no arms/ legs in a garbage pail?? Chuck A man w/no arms/legs on a used car lot?? Van These r funny would make a cool website;;There is a website for your mama jokes!!??

Answer 3

A man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
-- buggered


A man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
-- hanging from what?! he's prolly been superglued there :O


A man with no arms and no legs on your front porch?
-- bloody desperate

Answer 4

1.bob
2.art
3.mat


What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?
Patty


What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?
Frank


What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
Bill


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lives in a bush?
Russell


What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he can't come anyways

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a woman with one leg?
ilene.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs over the window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a dog with no legs and cast iron balls?

Sparky

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a meat freezer?
Chuck

Answer 5

Bob !! Art !! & Matt. What do you call a man w/no arms & legs in a hole, Phil !!

Answer 6

1) Bob
2) ?
3) Matt

Answer 7

Bob, Art, and Matt. Sorry, can't think of any new ones.

Answer 8

a shark victim, your limbless "trophy" husband, your grandfather who served in vietnam (wow that was terrible, ill take that back and say....someone who wont come in on his own!)

Answer 9

1. dead, cuz he would drown.

2. a magician cuz how would he get on the wall in the first place.

3. a hobo, i dunno.

Answer 10

call him anything you want, he can't chase after you.