It doesnt matter where we are, at the movie theatre, at a nice restaurant, attending a funeral, or at the library, my girlfriend just refuses to stop farting in public. I'm not talking about SBDs either... These are real humdingers! The kind that you can feel the vibration from. What should I do?
2006-12-28 14:55:06 · 51 answers · asked by IMA SUCK@SS 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dude only one solution to this problem, you got to have a fart off. If your any kind of man you should win and then she will have to cut it off. Just load up on burritos, beans, and spicy stuff. Good luck in your fart off.
2006-12-28 15:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Maybe you should sign here up for some grooming and edict classes. Sounds like your girlfriend lacks class. I'm sorry but I know it's a bodily function we are all born with but come on its just plain disgusting. There is a place for everything, umm like a bathroom. Tell here it bothers you. Or maybe you should grab your crouch every time she farts, and I mean really grab it, see how she likes to be disrespected. Sorry but your girlfriend sounds like a real pig...I can't get over how she's cool with making herself look like something out a farm yard. I really don't mean to insult any farm animals. They at least don't know any better....
2006-12-28 15:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sassymama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't stop her. She gets gas and has to fart. She needs to let it out and it is natural for her to let it out. Your girlfriend is actually only doing what is 100% natural for her to be doing. She is meant to fart in public, even in the library. By doing what she is doing she is actually only using her body the way it is designed to be used so just let her fart.
2016-11-10 18:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you explain why you don't want this to go on, and she continues to disrespect you in this, that should show you that she puts more value in what ever the farting accomplishes for her than in your relationship. if she doesn't respect you enough to honor you in this, than why pursue a relationship that is going to stay shallow at best. try setting a boundary. tell her that if she farts in public than you wont go out in public with her. ask her if there is something that you can do for her so there is something you are both working on together for the sake of the other person.
2006-12-28 15:05:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can do any number of things.
1. Tell her how much it bothers you.
2. Return the favor. *hint hint*
3. Publically humiliate her.
4. Find a new girlfriend.
(Personally, I'd go with the first option, but do whatever you want.)
Good luck!
2006-12-28 14:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit her down and explain to her how disgusting it is, and that it embarrasses you. It’s childish really. It may have been funny the first few times, but humdingers in the library! that’s just nasty lol. If she has any respect for your feelings then she will stop… unless she has a serious gas problem :)
2006-12-28 15:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
There are over the counter meds that may help that. I can't remember what they are because fortunately I don't have that problem. A pharmacist could help you and keep her away from beans and beer. Good Luck!
ps - Usually it is the guy who farts uncontrollably so are you sure she is female. Just kidding.
2006-12-28 15:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by Maggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her that if she want's to be seen with you in public that she needs to cut it out quick. i personally wouldn't stand for something like that and would stop being anything but a friend. think about what people are thinking about you since you're with her. do you really want that kind of woman? seriously, man up and take charge.
2006-12-28 15:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you should be taking the rap for her, to preserve her innocence in the public eye. though I would say something. I dont mind the stinky silent ones, they choke people out and no one knows the villain involved, so they are funny. but loud ones are a social no no. get her to send them out in silence instead of forcing them out.
2006-12-28 14:59:48 · answer #9 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what I would do is try to find something that bothers her that you do in public and see if that stops...tell her that it really is something that should be done in private...tell her how it makes you feel and see if she is willing to compromise for you...If you ignore it then maybe it will get old for her...even if she points out to you that she is about to...I wish you the best of luck man.
2006-12-28 15:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fart with her. You can have a symphony of smell.
You can play the "Pull my Finger" game.
Some things in life are meant to be shared.
2006-12-28 14:57:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋