There were these two guys joe and jim playing poker and decided to get risky they decide to play strip poker and the loser has to go down to the corner store naked and buy snacks. Jim loses and goes to get the snacks but on his way back to the apt. he see three nuns not wanting to offend he jumps behind a bush and is hidden except for his penis. so the first nun walks past sees the di_k says wats thisand grabs it jim yells and throws his pop. the nun says hey a vending machine and the second one gives it a shot and she gets a bag of chips. So then the thrid on yanks it. Nothing she does it again nothing finally she yanks it five times really hard. They ask her what she got and she said Hand Lotion.
2006-12-28 14:15:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.......... thats hillarious! lord have mercy on the nuns as well as jim :(
pretty good........i giv you 11/10...ROCK ON!!!!
2006-12-28 15:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is better with the priest going for soap he forgot in his room naked and running into the three nuns on his way back to the bath.
2006-12-29 00:01:36 · answer #2 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i heard it be4 but the version i heard was in a church........u think the nun rubbed it on her face o.O lol kidding
2006-12-28 22:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ying Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh, alot of build-up, very little bang.2/10
2006-12-28 23:48:33 · answer #4 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ew i never heard that one but its funny. in a sick way i like it
2006-12-28 23:00:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really an oldie
2006-12-28 23:16:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-12-28 22:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by jumiboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! funny... similar to the "closet radio" joke...
2006-12-28 22:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by gerardo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
W...What..?! W...What's that supposed to m...mean..?!
I...I'm just a 14 year old boy!
2006-12-28 22:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ewe lol though
2006-12-28 22:22:56 · answer #10 · answered by ♫♪Smile♪♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋