My husband told me this stupid joke and thinks it's so funny...
A pirate went into a bar and he had a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. A guy goes up too him and says hey dumb a-s-s you know you have a steering wheel hanging out your pants and the pirate says arrrrr i know it's driving me nuts...
Was that not the corniest s**t you ever heard???
2006-12-28 14:09:44 · 20 answers · asked by tink19812003 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes but it made me giggle. lol
2006-12-28 14:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A frog walks into a bank to talk to their loan officer, Ms. Pattywack.
He asks for a loan to renovate his lillypad, only she is reluctant to loan the frog any money without collateral.
The frog pulls something out of his bag and hands it to her. She turns the item over and over, puzzled by what this thing is.
So, she takes the item to her Manager who says "it's a knick knack Pattywack, give the frog a loan"
2006-12-28 14:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by Becki R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably heard it from a friend and thinks it is funny cuz the joke is so stupid. People tend to laugh at stupid stuff... Here is another joke that is funny and stupid
BOB- I'm scared
BILL-Why?
BOB- MEOW!
2006-12-30 10:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by JUDI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one but this one is worse.
A 3 legged dog walks into a bar and says "Im lookin for the man that shot my paw".
2006-12-28 14:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not corny..... its actually pretty funny. maybe u dont get it......... u see its a pirate and wat he says has a double meaning, u know kinda like a punch-line. the first meaning is that it is drining him nuts as in driving him crazy.
and the punch - line is that the stearing wheel is driving his peanuts!!!
well, hope you like that joke now!! coz i think its hillarious :)
2006-12-28 15:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!! lmao driving his nuts.. why a pirate though?
2006-12-28 15:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no....but here's one:
A guy walks into a bar in Hong Kong
He asks the bartender for a Stoli with a twist
The bartender leans over to him and says:
"Okay, there were these three bears......"
get it?
2006-12-28 14:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by tao of zenben 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
To be honest, it was pretty funny...
Although I wouldn't want to listen to it over and over...It would drive me nuts!
2006-12-28 14:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I will steer away from this one..
2006-12-28 14:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one, Tink.
Roses are red violets are blue,
If skunks had a college,they'd call it PU.
2006-12-28 14:16:36 · answer #10 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
those kind of jokes make me laugh and laugh. I love ém
2006-12-28 14:14:50 · answer #11 · answered by James D. R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋