I dont want grandma to think that I'm only there cause her best friend at the nursing home gives me a woody. How can I visit grandma and also get some alone time with this 89 year old hottie?
2006-12-28 13:52:30 · 18 answers · asked by IMA SUCK@SS 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Thank you so much, I haven't laughed that hard in my life! Dude you need to see a doctor, that's my advice. I have to go now though, my head is killing me after falling out of my chair, phew.
2006-12-28 13:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
win win for grandma and her hot friend
TELL GRANDMA
she will be very amused and it will give her hope that some hot young stud might be waiting in the wings for her too
GO for it
plus if you tell grandma, she can tell you if the woman just uses young men like you and spits them out with her teeth at night
when she is finished with them
would hate for you to get cheated on by the man on geritol down the hall
2006-12-28 21:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by lisa s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Stupid, Stupid, Greg
So, you have the Hots for an old fart. What a pity. You are
an alder pr-editor. Your kind is very, very scary. This tells
the whole wide world you'll sleep with anything and any body.
I have to remind myself to lock all the windows and doors.
And also hide the animals. Greg, your nasty, your ding-a- ling
must smell like old fart ****. You probaly do your own father
in and also your mom along with your animals. Your ding-a-
ling must have open sores and you lick the **** out of your
balls. You Fat *** Disease Greg!!!!!!!
2006-12-28 23:28:28 · answer #3 · answered by dounut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A post adolescent question like this will get you everywhere honey! Come on let's go brush our dentures, and then we can sit down and have a bottle of Geritol, while we watch the sungo down. Maybe we can dance the hootchie-kootchie, and sack out on the dance floor. The maids can pick us up and put us to bed!
2006-12-28 22:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by persnicady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Grandma is aware of this. Find a new hobby.
2006-12-28 21:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by Daiquiri Dream 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. how funny!!
send g'ma to the dining room for a bit while you spend some 'quality time' with the hottie.
2006-12-28 21:57:09 · answer #6 · answered by BUTTERFLY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....offer to clean her dentures or something? Or maybe even change her bed pan out..now that is love! <3
2006-12-28 21:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell grandma to fix you two up. she would love to do it for you, after all. that's what grandparents are for.
2006-12-28 21:56:43 · answer #8 · answered by artist-oranit.com. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the bathroom and spank it.
keep this nasty shiq to yourself, before it comes out and you have to leave town.
2006-12-28 21:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What should u do??? DUHH!!! Jack-off and get yourself Committed. Scerveball!
2006-12-28 21:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by shaylea29 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋