So, the Pastor of a non denominational Church, the Bishop of a Catholic church, and a Jewish Priest go out to lunch together about once a month to discuss their similarities in theology. One Sunday they discussed "You can't take it with you". So they made a pact that whoever died first, the other two would put $10,000 in their grave and if you can, the other would have it when they got to Heaven.
Sure enough soon after, the Pastor died. So the Bishop and the Priest go to the funeral. After the funeral the Catholic says to the Jew, "I have a confession to make, I didn't put any money in the casket".
The Jew looks at him, tilts his head down and says, "You disappoint me. We agreed. I put in a check for the full amount".
2006-12-28 12:57:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's hilarious! I think thats the best joke i've heard so far!!!!
2006-12-28 13:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by sakura7blossoms 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because of the fact for the time of on the instant in age, you want a place to stay, foodstuff to eat... its an profession. If the international had a million unmarried faith, it would desire to be distinctive, yet certainty of the subject is.. the international has many faiths. do you like your priest to be homeless? Do you think of all and sundry is articulate sufficient to be able to coach and translate so it relatively is smart to human beings? Its a area of interest place. Do you think of the priest merely walked in off the line with out any skills? somebody had to approve him being employed. it relatively is a job, to commit your existence on your faith in this style. you're a figurehead to your church, a place of non secular management. Televangilists... thats a distinctive subject count. And no, i'm no longer a clergyman. it relatively is like asserting, why pay instructors or instructors of any field. Preachers are instructors of the bible.
2016-11-24 21:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a very wise Rabi. It would be just my luck, if I did that, for the check to bounce.
2006-12-28 14:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by sjstalost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for those of you who didnt get it:
the dead guy cant cash a check so the Jewish guy can still spend the 10k...
2006-12-28 13:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by gungrave4531 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh! HA! Took me a bit, but I got it!
2006-12-28 13:05:37 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was a good atempt but lacked something
2006-12-28 13:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by Geo K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question?
2006-12-28 14:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by G-Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait i dont get it? can u explain to me?
2006-12-28 13:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by Cutie Princess101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny
2006-12-28 13:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by (TMM) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-12-28 13:01:08 · answer #10 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋