once again, PLEASE NO RUDE JOKES! idiodic and retarded jokes are ok
2006-12-28 12:50:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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I don't know if you consider it rude..?
2006-12-28 12:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by hello. it's me. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pres. Bush decided to visit Arkansas for a Razorbacks game. Upon returning to the White House, he stepped off the helicopter with a Razorback pig under each arm. The guard snapped to attention as the President disembarked, and gave a smart salute.
The President gleefully cried out, "Lookit whut Ah got -- Ah got wun fer Cheney, and wun fer Condi Rais!"
The soldier quipped, "Excellent trade, Sir!"
2006-12-29 00:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by Joya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look in the mirror
2006-12-29 09:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by badboy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend told me alot of black ppl jokes but i wont say them here unless you want me too
2006-12-28 21:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
why cant helen keller drive?
b/c shes a woman!!!
hahajk
2006-12-28 21:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?........................because it was dead hahahahah jk my dad used to tell me that and for some dumb reason i laughed my butt off!!!
2006-12-28 20:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by freak6993703 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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Chicken butt! Oh snap!
2006-12-28 20:55:12 · answer #7 · answered by Whoa, man! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
....I farted....
2006-12-28 20:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋