2006-12-28 12:45:06 · 11 answers · asked by sakura7blossoms 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two dyslexics were in a car. One says to the other "can you smell petrol?". The other says "I can't even smell my own name".
2006-12-28 12:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolute best joke ever, if you know German:
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
2006-12-28 20:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by 14 Characters Left 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2007-01-01 18:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres alot of good ones but i'd have to say this:
What do u call a crazy chicken?
A Cuckoo Cluck!!! Heheheheheheh
I like that one
2006-12-28 20:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by KrystalKlear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
it really isnt the best but its the only 0one I can remember..... from that show you momma on mtv it was a funny show lol
2006-12-28 20:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman was at the grocery store check-out line. The checkout clerk noticed she had a small tube of toothpaste, a single serving of ice cream, small boxes of cereal, and a single carton of milk.
The male clerk looks at the woman and says, "Single, are ya?"
The woman looks at the man and replies sarcastically, "Yeah, how did you know??"
The clerk then replies-
"Because you're f**king UGLY!"
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2006-12-28 20:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Darren E 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I know it's stolen but...
Have ya heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa...
2006-12-28 21:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by gungrave4531 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was on break!!!
2006-12-28 20:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by Jonathan 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay...A really sick one.
How do you confuse an archaeologist?
Hand him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Sorry.
2006-12-28 20:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this nasty one my brother said to my sister the other day. it was so funny
2006-12-28 20:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋