My girlfriend hits me alot, is this normal?

Question

I know I do alot of dumb and annoying things sometimes, but my girlfriend seems to hit me ALOT for it, and there not at all playful blows.
I love her to death and dont really wana lose her over something that could be worked out, but Im not sure as to how to go about it. Any ideas?

Answer 1

Next time your balls deep in her, start choking her or slapping her around and ask her how she likes it. WHen she says she dosent, tell her if she keeps it up you will give her a "Candycane" (Where you bustanut on her face and then punch her in the nose so she bleeds on her face, hence the name). Seriously dude, you gotta get her under control with that ****.