Three guys are standing in a room talking, an italian and frechman and a redneck. The italian guy says,"When I make-a duh lov to my-a woman,I kiss her all-a over and-a she-a floats three feet of-a da bed in extasy."
So the french man, not to be ouot-done says,"When I make-a zee love to my lovair,I lick hair all ovair zee boday, she floats ten feet of-a zee bed in extasy."
So the redneck says,'Well that ain't nuttin....after I am done porkin my ole lady, I wipe my wiener on them curtains on the winder and she hits the roof!"
2006-12-28 12:37:43 · 12 answers · asked by *NuBCaKe* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO YOU HAVE TO READ IT WITH ACCENTS. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-12-28 12:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by momof3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His ole lady must be red neck too, if she keeps allowing it to happen..
Take them curtains down, woman!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
2006-12-28 21:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or he says the last time my mom caught me with my sister my mom jumped through the roof
2006-12-28 20:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by scotty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm.... ooooookay...... GWrhaathajfsever!!!
2006-12-28 20:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by i <3 [[P.IT]] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you mean...hmmm i must be a redneck.....it was very funny...only because i have done that...git'er dun.
2006-12-28 20:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by Generator gator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao cool
2006-12-28 21:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by 2cute2handle♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-28 20:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by foreverknight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww. already knew it, but like it anyway.
2006-12-28 20:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by lonesome me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, Giter done!!
2006-12-28 22:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by J W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-28 21:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋