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I'm snowbound in a cabin outside of Denver with a very nice looking lady and one condom. Its gonna be a long weekend. Tips on washing and drying would be helpful. Do I need to relube it?

2006-12-28 12:25:51 · 35 answers · asked by teeyodi 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

35 answers

how about..

for the first day of the weekend, engage in base 1 flirting (kissing, necking)...tease all you want, but keep your pants on! Think "Foreplay foreplay foreplay".

for the second day of the weekend, proceed to level 2 (sweater action, light petting...)..again, keep your pants on!

for the third day of the weekend, proceed to base 3 (sweater action, heavy petting) now just keep your boxers and her panties on!

then on the last day.....full steam ahead...

End result: 4 days of hotness, only one condom needed.

2006-12-28 12:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by prudie_mcprude 3 · 0 0

Are you serious?

It is not recommended to reuse a condom.

Technically, it is possible if you turn it inside-out and wash with a mild detergent and pat dry with a towel.

It will have no spermicide or lubricant and could be damaged. Obviously it would be better than using nothing at all. But you ABSOLUTELY should inform your partner of what you are doing. She has a right to know that her protection will be less than optimal.

And do yourself a favor: Pack a box (or two) before you travel.

P.S. I hope she refuses to have sex with you as punishment for your stupidity.

2006-12-28 12:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take some mouth wash,get some in your mouth,then insert the condom as well.Squish it around for 30 seconds.Listerine works the best,proven to kill 99% of all germs.I do not know how you would relube it,maybe some snot,I dont know.
P.S. A STUPID QUESTION DESERVES A STUPID ANSWER.
Good Luck!

2006-12-28 12:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well first off you should poke a hole in the tip to drain fluids from it. Next wash it off in the sink with soap. Hang it out to dry for no more than 30 minutes. Then reroll. Happy humping.

2006-12-28 12:31:41 · answer #4 · answered by mumra_06 2 · 0 0

What a silly, little dumb *** boy your are. If you have to ask this question, then you are a dumb ***, and should not be using a condom, or having sex for that matter. Now you should go read your sex-ed book. Did you mamma not talk to you about the birds and the bees? You perv. You make me want to toss my cookies up. You sick little boy. I will pray for God to give you sense enough to find your head when it is stuck up your ***. Now then, did that answer your question about condoms? You silly perv.

2006-12-28 12:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by fwscooter1 3 · 0 0

Just leave it on for the weekend washing it endangers it and as your hand has already rubbed it up the wrong way you could make a mess .

2006-12-28 12:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0 0

and this is a real life question....talk about t.m.i....theres no store there or logde store...condoms are universal now...but bro your not gonna wanna re use it....then you have to lather rinse and repeat so...go buy some more... or.... just get somemore....someone has some and if your in the lodge now...on the net...look up a store close to you!

2006-12-28 12:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by dsggirl_atl 3 · 0 0

Throw it away and get a new one. EWWW thats nasty and she's nasty if she allows you to use and old and used condom on her. If you new you were going away for the weekend with someone, you should have brought extra condoms.

2006-12-28 12:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by gloried 3 · 0 0

If your to stupid to know you can't reuse a condom then you probably should not be having sex in the first place, you may procreate, and we don't need more stupid people on this planet, were full up!!

2006-12-28 12:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Hard & Thick 2 · 2 0

Yeeeeaaahhhh.....and I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past.

2006-12-28 12:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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