There are always lame jokes....so let's hear yours...
P.S. keep it somewhat clean! THANKS! :)
2006-12-28 12:20:26 · 9 answers · asked by rcvhoya 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That dumb joke about the guy that goes to the doctor, and the doctor says "I got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The guy says, "The bad news." The doctor says, "We had to amputate your legs at the knee." The guy screams, and asks "What's the good news?" The doctor answers, "The guy in the next room wants to buy your shoes."
2006-12-28 12:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The lamest joke I have heard through out the year is "why was 6 afraid of 7.Because 7 8 9."isn't that soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame it has been repeated over and over again that gets so so so so so so so so inoing after a while.
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2006-12-28 12:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by chihauhuaking 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not around a water cooler but from my 4 year old..
what has 4 wheels and flies?
a Garbage truck
2006-12-28 12:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by momof3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man goes to his doctor for a check-up. After he's through, his Doctor comes in looking over a chart. "I got good news and bad news." The man sits down and takes a breath. "Ok, Doc. Give it to me." "(Doctor)"The Good news is I'm humping your wife. The bad news is there's nothing you can do about it. You'll be dead in five minutes."
2006-12-28 14:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't ducks tell jokes while flying?
They would quack up
2006-12-28 12:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did *person's name* think when he/she heard "Ho down?"
He/She thought *another person's name*(some1 close by) fell down.
2006-12-28 12:23:59 · answer #6 · answered by mouthyloudchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there?
I'am
Couldn't get any lamer I'm sure.
2006-12-28 12:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by Searching4Love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A> *knock knock*
B> "who's there"?
A> *Byron*
B> "Byron who"?
A> *Byron get one free*
2006-12-28 12:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how does hitler tie his shoes?
in little nazis
2006-12-28 12:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by fieldhockey.love 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋