so this lady is pregnant and she goes to the hospital with her husband and the doc says that he has a new machine that transfers some of the pain the mother is feeling into the father. the doc asks them if they want to try it. they say ok. so the doc puts it on 10% so it doesn't hurt that much. the dad says he doesnt feel a thing. so the doc puts it on 20% but the dad still doesnt feel andything. so the doc puts it on 50% and the dad like i feel fine.
then the doc puts it on 100% and the dad is still saying that he didnt feel anything. so they get through the labor and then 3 days later they go home and they find the mailman dead on the porch.
2006-12-28 12:17:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha thats funny poor Mr.Mailman!
2006-12-28 12:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by Lil Naruto 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love baby's daddy jokes. For some reason it's always the post/mailman.
2006-12-28 20:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by some teenager 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes i thought it was hilarious.So it wasnt the "dads" baby, it was the mailmans!!!!! lol
2006-12-28 20:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by chihauhuaking 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeahs that is about it... funny, I wasn't expecting that.
You know the old saying,"Momma's baby, Poppa's maybe"
2006-12-28 20:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not funny and futhermore who was the mailman.
2006-12-28 20:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
huh? what does the mailman have to do with the father?
2006-12-28 20:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by sur2124 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
perfectly funny
2006-12-28 20:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by jsfan2510 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! You know what, I like that joke.
2006-12-28 20:18:37 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its Very funny but could lead to a divorce......jk lol
2006-12-28 20:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny funny funny
2006-12-28 20:28:39 · answer #10 · answered by momof3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋