Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The Italian says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil,
then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says, "I smooth sweet butter on my wife's body,
then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
The Jew says, "I covered my wife's body with schmaltz [chicken fat] and we made love. She screamed for six hours."
The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six
hours?"
He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes.
2006-12-28 12:15:29 · 15 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, that is one of the best jokes ever, great job
lol
lol
lol
Im still laughing
2006-12-28 12:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he had trouble keeping the dog away from the drapes after that.
Here's a true story..
A few years ago, a friend told me about his experience.. He had picked up a gal in a bar, took her to his place. Then, after some lovemaking, he
decided he needed lubrication, so he reached into a drawer where he kept stuff such as that, grabbed a tube of stuff, and swabbed a bunch on his member.
Then he proceeded to make love.. He said, she started squirming about, and finally, pushed him
away, got up cussing and got dressed, and left. He said that he also felt something was wrong, so he looked at the tube of stuff he had put on, and found out it was Ben Gay.
(It gets hot and is supposed to ease sore muscles.)
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
2006-12-28 20:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The previous four or five times this joke was published here the drapes were curtains
2006-12-29 01:48:47 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it. Can someone explain? No i am not stupid, i just dont understand the significance of rubbing his hands on the drapes and what that has to do with olive oil, being italian, and making her scream. Please explain the punchline. thanks
2014-10-04 18:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ezio Auditore Da Firenze 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only version i heard of this joke he wasnt wiping his hands on the curtains lol but still funny
2006-12-30 05:46:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!
2006-12-28 20:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is work keeping.
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-30 02:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not too bad
2006-12-29 04:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by ryan g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's old but it's good ha ha
2006-12-29 09:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, hilarious
2006-12-28 20:17:46 · answer #10 · answered by sur2124 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋