and bouncer says, "You cant come in unless you've got a tie."
So bloke goes to his car, gets a pair of jumpleads, ties them around his neck and goes back to the club.
"So can I get in now?", he asks the doorman.
"Yeah", says the bouncer, "As long as you don't start anything"
2006-12-28 11:58:13 · 33 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can those who ask, "Whats the question", please use the ocular cavities that god/mohamed etc/ gave them and realise that this is in the section 'Jokes and Riddles' before passing comment.....
2006-12-28 12:03:12 · update #1
nice one ecko, shame about the ones with no imagination, its a joke people. thats why its on the joke section, have a larf...........probably get reported for this answer too too too
2006-12-28 23:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can condense it for you
A man walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender hollers "hey don't think you are going to start anything in here".
It was funny anyway. good joke
2006-12-28 12:10:58 · answer #2 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, 9 / 10
2006-12-28 17:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ILL BET HE GOT A CHARGE OUT OF IT 8/10
2006-12-28 16:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-28 20:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he has jumper cables on so that why that bouncer said don't start anything because cables starts cars.
2007-01-01 08:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by hermanda z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that joke when I heard it in the 80's
2006-12-28 12:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by vwcarman2001 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like it in fact I like it a lot,& your right there are some thick ar**holes on here
2007-01-01 22:14:16 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I get it not most ppl would bt i do. it's funny, i would give it 6/10
2007-01-01 23:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that it's sunk in. that's funny! (Being a "bloomin' yank", I wasn't sure what "jumpled" was. Then I realized you meant "jumper cables".)
2006-12-28 12:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋