THREE ATHEISTS
Three Atheists were on an island and about to die. They all decided it was time to pray. The first said, "I don't know how to pray. I don't know where to begin."
The second said, "I don't know where to start either."
The third said, "I've never done it either. The closest I've come to religion was living next door to a catholic church."
The other two said, "You know the most, why don't you lead us."
The third bows his head, clasps his hands and says, "B-4, I-22, N-37,..."
2006-12-28 11:56:46 · 13 answers · asked by <><><> 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Edit: I'm a Christian, and thought this was a good laugh for all.
2006-12-28 11:59:49 · update #1
Betty! The N-37 caught my eye too! Joke was sent by a friend along with many others.
2006-12-28 13:05:05 · update #2
LOL
This guy went parachuting. He jumped out of the plane, counted ten, and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened so he pulled his reserve ripcord. Again nothing happened. He was thinking, now what do I do, pray? When he looked down he saw a guy coming up. He yelled, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes". The guy coming up yelled, "No do you know anything about furnaces".
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2006-12-28 12:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bingo is a good way for churches to regain some of the money they miss due to SOME slackers not tithing. They need that full 10% of everything you make (before taxes and expenses of course).
I'll have you know I go beyond 10% myself. I offer ALL of my money to God. Every week I cash my paycheck, then go in the church and toss the money up in the air. What God wants he takes, and I keep whatever falls back to the ground.
2006-12-28 20:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by Boris Badenov 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh!
An atheist was lost in the forest and saw a bear coming at him, he screamed "G-d, please help me!"
G-d answered: "What do you want me to do for you?"
The atheist said: "Make this bear a believer"
Suddenly the bear dropped on his knees, crossed his hands and said: "Thank you G-d for this nice meal"
2006-12-28 20:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"B-4, I-22, N-37,..." God I almost busted a gut' How did you ever come up with that one? "B-4, I-22, N-37,..." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You'll go to Hell for this you know. There is no N-37. xx
2006-12-28 20:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-28 20:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! It got a chuckle out of me.
2006-12-28 20:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Thanks for the laugh.
Whoknows: they are calling out Bingo numbers. Bingo is often played in church basements at non-worship times.
2006-12-28 20:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! lol
2006-12-28 20:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by Lives7 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke being???
2006-12-28 19:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by Исаак Озимов 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh , ok, bingo !!!!!!!!!!!
it took me like 2 minutes to figure it out
2006-12-28 20:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋