I am currently in a plane (it appears to only be a one or two seater) that is several feet in the air and I don't know how to fly. Please help!
2006-12-28 11:42:30 · 14 answers · asked by lolsman 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Aircraft
I'm picking up several enemies on radar. I AM SCARED PLEASE HELP!
2006-12-28 11:47:07 · update #1
if you are in a one seater (or two ) I take it to mean that is ALL the seats on board. if you are and have enemies on radar, that means you are in a military plane. perhaps a fighter, perhaps a trainer, either way, bend over kiss your *** good bye. or...you could eject...but I would not recommend that if you are only a few feeet aboove the ground.
Or..Try shouting mayday mayday mayday, input 7500 in the transponder, dial up the closest VORTAC on NAV 1
determine which radial your are on and the dme. Do a 15 nm dme arch to align with the backcourse ils circle to land on the perpendicular runway to the airport, disengage the auto pilot and land the damn thing.
Edit: dont for get to lowere the gear and ingage full flaps and spoilers
speed brake below 170 knots.
2006-12-28 11:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by cherokeeflyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-29 09:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by PriJet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok. if you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull it backward, they get smaler. You might want ATC to know that you have an emergenct situation-so i suggest you Squawk 7700. Dont touch the red coloured thing- thats the mixture. Dont touch the black coloured thing next to it either, that's the throttle. If you see a field, a
a)Pray
b)Dive for it
c)pray again
d)pull up befor hitting the ground.
Remember, the chance of survival is inversly proportional to the angle of arrival. aka you nose dive, your dead.
2006-12-29 03:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by Charles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No joke: planes pretty much fly themselves. All you have to worry about is take off and landing. :)
2006-12-29 01:52:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit the eject button and hold on. If this does not work, put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye.
2006-12-28 19:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go watch snakes on a plane and play those simulators
2006-12-28 19:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by fuzzycherrycream 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok set autopilot (heading, speed, altitude,etc.) turn it on if it fails, the handle next to you is speed handle in front of you is moving, at last of all, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE WHEN YOU ARE NOT FOCUSING ON THE PLANE!!!!
2006-12-28 20:36:17 · answer #7 · answered by hoetan_satarian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask john john or john denver or the pilot of the leonard skinner craft
2006-12-28 19:46:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you use your hands on the controls and use a little godpower
2006-12-28 21:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by predhead33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to flight school
2006-12-28 19:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋