this questions for you.. WHY??
2006-12-28 11:42:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God... if you're out there, please protect me from your followers.
"Nope, can't help you. They are completely out of control. You're just ****ed. They would be my followers if they actually followed me, but they don't, so they're not."
Damn it! Oh well. You're doing your best. Thanks.
2006-12-28 11:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by incorrigible_misanthrope 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
God has a time and purpose for everything under Heaven. You may not see his plan right away, but if you stayed prayed up and seek nothing but HIS will, God will never steer you wrong. It's easy to ask why because we're so accustomed to asking that to everyone else. But, God LOVES YOU, and he cares about you very much. If you give your heart to him, and always cling close to God, nothing will be impossible to overcome. "When faced with a Goliath-sized problem, always say, 'That giant is not too big to hit, that giant is too big to miss'!" Smile! God Loves You!!
2006-12-28 19:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by Country Clogger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? Dont ask why unless you really want to know the answer. If you want to know the answer to your question then I suggest you look inside because that is where you're gona find a part of god and then look outside of yourself for the rest of god.
2006-12-28 19:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by magpiesmn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOd is not out here in this universe. She went to another universe where they have toilets for Gods. And it will take millions of years for her to come back. You see She is great and therefore it will take a lot of time before she discharges her exrement... There we are.
2006-12-29 16:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by Crazy Kod II 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is always there. thats not something that you should question. he is with you wherever you go. in the bible it says that God can be everywhere at the same time but the devil can only be at one place at one time. isnt that amazing. you have to believe in God to recieve his blessings. and to be able to hear him!!! He loves you!!
2006-12-28 19:48:12 · answer #5 · answered by * Miss Thang * 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To glorify God and enjoy Him forever.
2006-12-28 20:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm lamenting for all of you. The only reason I haven't intervened is because you're all so myopic and xenophobic that you'll just screw it up again.
"God... if you're out there, please protect me from your followers."
Nope, can't help you. They are completely out of control. You're just ****ed. They would be my followers if they actually followed me, but they don't, so they're not.
2006-12-30 00:03:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are asking the right question . If you really mean it. try going to the toilet if necessary and ask him in the name of Jesus Christ if you're really are there show me . And he will. I don't know how, I don't know when, or where, but I do know he will .
2006-12-29 01:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is out there but I would imagine He has bigger concerns right now than Yahoo! Answers.
2006-12-28 19:44:37 · answer #9 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
God is always there.He will never leave us nor forsake us.He loves us no matter what.
2006-12-28 19:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by jamaican babe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Interesting question. I'll look for his reply -- that is, unless his account was flagged by christians so much, that Y!A kicked him off!!
2006-12-28 19:44:43 · answer #11 · answered by jen1981everett 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋