One day Jesus and Moses were playing golf. Jesus said " Moses give me a 5 wood" and Moses replied "
Lord this shot requires a 5 iron". Jesus said "I made Tiger Woods and if Tiger can do it so can I".
So he shoots and it lands in the water. Jesus then says "Moses go get the ball". So Moses walks
over parts the water and pick up the ball and brings it back. Then Jesus proceedes to tell Moses
to hand him the 5 wood and Moses said "Lord I really think this shoot reqires a 5 Iron. Jesus replys
" I made Tiger Woods and if Tiger can do it so can I". So Jesus grabs the wood and proceeds to
land the ball in the water. Jesus tells Moses to go get the ball and Moses says"I will Lord but this
is the last time because you wont listen". So Moses walks over to the water parts it gets the ball
and walks back. Then Jesus asks for the 5 wood again and Moses reminds him about the iron and Jesus says
"I made Tiger Woods and if Tiger can do it so can I". So Jesus hits the ball and PLOP it lands in the water
and he says Moses get the ball. To which Moses replies "Lord I will not" so Jesus walks over to the water,
walks on top of it, reaches down and picks up the ball. The whole time this is going on 2 old golfers are
standing next to Moses and says "Who does that man think he is.. Jesus Christ?" Moses replies
"actually it is Jesus Christ but he thinks he's Tiger Woods!"
2006-12-28 11:23:48 · 5 answers · asked by momof3 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AM FALLING AND CANT NOT GET UP.
LAUGT MY *** OFF AND FALL DOWN
2006-12-28 11:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woods!!! Well, that's what Tiger Woods thought who he was when he won the PGA Masters.
2006-12-28 11:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-12-28 11:38:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha nice
2006-12-28 11:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by tb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahhaha lol that is soooo funny!!!!
2006-12-28 11:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋